Showing posts with label Lawnmower. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lawnmower. Show all posts

Saturday, July 2, 2011

The Lawnmower Lives

Pastors don’t make lots of money, or at least most don’t.  (My monthly income is $2326, after taxes.)  You don’t get weekends off.  You often work unexpected hours, like Monday night when I sat in the emergency room with a parishioner.  But one benefit you have is the flexibility of your schedule.  You can easily leave work to see the doctor or have the car fixed.  And if you need a mental health day off, you can take one.  I took one Wednesday.  I was tired Tuesday evening, unable to concentrate and unable to remember the last day away from church.  So I stayed home yesterday and did yard work — it’s good for the soul.

Which brings me to the lawnmower.  I have tried to kill my lawnmower, leaving it outside in snow, rain and ice.  Yet it lives.  It mocks me, “Silly man, you cannot get rid of me!”  I feel like the Yugo owner who leaves his unlocked car in airport parking with the keys in the ignition, desperate for someone to steal it.  I want to get a better lawnmower, like this one.  But alas, the old one will not quit, in spite of my attempts to end its life.  It is just as well; the money for a new lawnmower should go into savings for a new car.

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